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I help marketers 3x their output with custom AI systems.

I'm Alfred Simon. I coach individual marketers and build custom AI systems for companies. Everything starts with understanding your work — not pushing tools. Satisfaction guaranteed.

4 spots left for Q2 2026.

You tried AI. It gave you garbage.

You asked ChatGPT to write content. Generic. You watched tutorials. Nothing stuck. You downloaded a prompt library. Still useless.

The tools aren't the problem. Your input is. Most people shove a one-line prompt into a model and expect gold. That's eating soup with a fork.

Two ways I help.

Coaching

For freelancers and marketing professionals. We figure out which AI systems fit your work and build them together. Free discovery call to start.

  • Free 30-min discovery call — no commitment
  • 2-week sprint: deep dive + I build your system + we build together
  • You leave with working systems AND the skill to build more

3-5x output. Same hours.

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System Builds

For companies and marketing teams. I build custom AI systems around your actual workflows and train your team to run everything independently.

  • Free discovery call to understand your needs
  • Custom AI systems built on your tools and workflows
  • Full handover — your team runs it, no dependency on me

4-hour content task → 20 minutes.

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Is this for you?

This is for you if...

  • You're a marketer or freelancer trying to figure out AI on your own
  • You've tried AI tools but the output wasn't usable for real work
  • You manage a marketing team and want AI systems that actually fit your workflows
  • You want someone to build it with you — not sell you a course or a tool

This is NOT for you if...

  • You're looking for a prompt library or a generic AI course
  • You want someone to do everything for you with zero involvement
  • You need customer-facing AI (chatbots, support agents)
  • You have no marketing experience yet

The tools work. Your system doesn't.

The AI models are already good. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini — they can all produce quality work. That's not your problem.

Your problem is that your knowledge lives in your head. Your brand voice, your audience insights, your best-performing content, your processes — scattered across docs, old emails, or nowhere at all. If it's only in your head, it doesn't exist. Not for AI. Not for anyone.

What you need is a system. Something that captures what you know, organizes it, and gets the right information to AI in the right way. Not a prompt trick. Not a tool recommendation. A system — built around how you actually work.

I call it The Context Sprint. I study your workflows, capture your knowledge, and build AI systems around your actual work. Every sprint is different because every workflow is different. “Just use better prompts” isn't a system. It's a bumper sticker.

2200+

Marketers reached (PPC Hub)

200+

AI prompts shipped (Plus AI)

92%

Time reduction on content tasks

10-20h

Saved per client, per month

Not theory. Battle-tested.

  • 14 AI systems running in production at a 150-person marketing agency
  • Built a full-stack AI prompt gallery for Plus AI — a product with 1M+ users
  • Led the AI Agent Challenge for a 2200+ member PPC community — 150+ active participants
  • 9 years of hands-on marketing experience (Google Ads, content, e-commerce, SaaS, lead gen)
  • Highest-rated talk at PPC Summit 2024 + speaker at PPC Summit 2025 Copenhagen
  • Content automation: 4-hour task → 20 minutes

What people say.

Alfred Simon

Hi, I'm Alfred.

I spent a decade in marketing — Google Ads, content, e-commerce, SaaS, lead gen. Not from courses. From managing real budgets and making every mistake you can make. Now I build AI systems at Adwise, a 150-person Dutch agency. 14 of those systems are running in production right now.

85% of my AI projects are in the trash — and that's the method. The 15% that works compounds. I'm not a software engineer. I'm a marketer who builds. None of this came from tutorials. It came from FAFO — me and my stupid ideas and experiments.

Highest-rated talk — PPC Summit 2025Speaker — PPC Summit CopenhagenBuilt BackdropBoost (AI SaaS)
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What makes this different

AI Courses

Customization
Generic curriculum for everyone
Support after
None — you're on your own
Outcome
Theory and slides
Lock-in
None, but nothing to show for it

Hiring an Agency

Customization
They run it, you don't learn
Support after
Only while you keep paying
Outcome
Dependency on the agency
Lock-in
Monthly retainer, their tools
Recommended

Working with Alfred

Customization
Built around your workflows and data
Support after
You're self-sufficient — I leave
Outcome
Working systems + the skill to build more
Lock-in
None. You own everything.

Questions you probably have.

Free info teaches you what AI can do. It doesn't build a system around your specific workflows, your data, and your tools. That's the difference between knowing about AI and actually using it to produce real work. I don't teach theory — I build working systems with you.

That's what the free discovery call is for. 30 minutes where I learn about your work and we figure out if there's a fit. If I don't think I can help, I'll tell you straight. And if you go ahead with a sprint and aren't satisfied — full refund, no questions asked.

No. Zero coding. Most systems run on a single API key. If you can use Google Docs, you can use these. I've worked with people who had never opened a terminal — and they were building their own systems by the end of the sprint.

Courses teach generic theory to hundreds of people. I work with you 1-on-1, around your actual work. I don't push a specific tool or framework — we find what fits. And you walk away with a working system, not slides.

Book a free discovery call.

30 minutes. No pitch, no commitment. Just a conversation about your work and where AI might fit. If you go ahead and aren't satisfied — full refund, no questions asked.

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4 spots left for Q2 2026 — coaching and system builds combined.